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Zane’s girlfriend eats crocodile chops |
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Sunday, 15 July 2007 |
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 Zane’s brother, Izac confessed to a string of crimes including imprisonment and neglect admitting that he keeps his girlfriend locked in cage and feeds her every eight days with chopped up tomato and feta cheese. Zane on the other hand claims that he treats his girlfriend humanely and that she along with her family and friends sit down and dine on crocodile chops, sometimes eating them raw or even frozen. Zane continues by telling us of his remarkable discovery that wrapping crocodile flesh in sticky tape will extend its shelf life.
Criminal Activities: Izac confesses to abusing his girlfriend.
According to Zane, Emily Little’s father suffers from a sleeping disorder (possibly somnambulism) which caused him to sleep walk carrying a double barrel shotgun and shoot a crocodile for his family and friends to feast on. Although it’s unclear which parts of the crocodile remain in the Little’s fridge we do know that the taste of the crocodile’s flesh is effected by its diet. Zane says the specimen in the Little’s fridge was unlike other crocodiles which are carnivorous, instead having a diet consisting of fruit; namely strawberries; causing its flesh to have a strawberry flavor. He also describes the taste of frozen crocodile as watery and not very nice.
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