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Tuesday, 07 July 2009 |
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 Today Daniel Baird has declared that just like in ancient times we should make a sacrifice to the gods. Good things will be promised to us and that just like in ancient times, we will only see the good things after we die. Our god shall be the paper shredder and our sacrifice shall be a shreddable item...
The shredder god has power says Dan, he knows this because it has a light that says that has power.
Update (15 Jul 09):
Some more job cards have been sacrificed to the shredder god today. We hope that this pleases him and we pray that he will be merciful to us when we are dead. Dan and I have considered performing some sort of ritual on the aniversary of the shedder god's manufacture date, but we have decided that reading a passage from the users manual in an open field late at night should wait until our cult has a larger gathering. |
